"Act Like a Goy Think Like a Rabbi" Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This soft, classic-fit tee carries a bold, conversational print across the chest that reads like a wink and a challenge. The muted cream lettering sits on a deep burgundy ground, giving the design an old-school, slightly retro vibe that feels at-home in a bookshop, a lecture hall, or an evening coffeehouse debate. It’s the kind of shirt someone wears when they want to spark conversation without shouting — relaxed in cut, thoughtful in tone. Wear it to study sessions, informal gatherings with friends, or when you want to carry a clever line that starts good-natured banter. The fabric drapes comfortably, the collar keeps its shape, and the tear-away label lets you forget it’s there — so the only thing people notice is what you chose to say.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth fit
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main print for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat